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The Identification of a Werewolf

from Nighttime Stories by Richard Limbert

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Geschichte eines überheblichen Professors, der als Werwolfjäger arbeitet. Lehre: Der Schein trügt immer.

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Prof. North-Hyde (The Identification of a Werewolf)

If there's a werewolf under your roof
And all you have is the burden of proof
There's a brand new number that you wanna call
Professor North-Hyde with an Full Bright
Business hours til midnight
He the expert, for wolfishly cabals

It all starts out like fun and games
You start frequently to blink
While cleaning out out silver-ware
And there's too much hair in the bathroom sink
I know it all, I've seen it though
Been through 14 years of school
I've studied every witches trial
I've hunted bears in Istanbul

Ref.

I see, you got a problem here
You didn't have your attic sealed
Use my holy water, special sale!
Just 40 bucks, now that's a deal!
But your werewolf-problem is quite severe
I'm gonna call my witch of trust
A few old spells should do the job
And spray on some anti-rust

Ref.

I'm be biggest expert in the field
On each thing that decays
I can make Van Helsing blush
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If there's a werewolf under your roof
And all you have is the burden of proof
There's a brand new number that you wanna call
Professor North-Hyde with an Full Bright
Business hours til midnight
Always wearing socks under his sandals.

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from Nighttime Stories, released February 27, 2021

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